Doctors go away.  Blue balls go away.

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No

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No I have not, I don’t need to date.

I want to give a blow job and get a blow job and making out and do something more. Who wants to?

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

    COUCH

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

     GOOD MY MAN KNOWS WHAT HE IS DOING

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

    NO IDEA

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

     SEEING A MAN IN HIS UNDERWEAR

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

     GRANDPARENTS ROOM

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

   A CAT JUMPED UP ON BED

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

    BIG NOISES

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:

     NOT REALLY INTO THAT, THAT I KNOW OF

9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

   NEITHER TO MUCH TRUST ISSUES, WOULD TRY WITH MY MAN ONCE THOUGH.

10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

    KISS MY EAR

11: Top or bottom?

   BOTTOM ONLY BECAUSE I CUM FASTER

12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________

    HAVE SEX      THEN A GIRL WALKED IN

13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 

     ONE BUT WOULD LOVE TO DO MULTIPLE BUT TAKES TO LONG

15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

  NOTHING

16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

   BUTTONS I HAVE NEVER HAD A NICKNAME FROM A SIGNIFICANT OTHER TILL NOW

17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

   CUM SHOOTING IN MY MOUTH, AND HATE WHEN THEY TRY TO FORCE MY HAND DOWN.

18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

    I NEVER LET ANYTHING HAPPEN I DON’T WANT TO.

19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

    YES AND IT IS FINE

20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

    IF YOU ARE ONLY HAVE SEX WITH ONE PERSON AND NO ONE ELSE AND YOU BOTH HAVE BEEN CHECK OUT MEDICALLY.

21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

   ONE OF MY TEACHER IN BIBLE COLLEGE

22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

     WHIP CREAM

23: How big is too big (peniswise):

   ONLY IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE IT SO IT IS A PERSONAL CHOICE. FOR ME TO BOTTOM ANYTHING OVER 9, ORAL NO LIMIT REALLY.

24: One sexual thing you would never do:

     LET TWO PEOPLE FUCK ME AT THE SAME TIME.

25: Biggest turn on:

    HAVING MY ASS EATTEN OUT

26: Three spots that drive you insane:

    RIGHT UNDER MY BALLS, THE TIP OF MY PENIS, AND RIGHT WHERE MY LEG MEETS MY GROAN.

27: Worst possible time to get horny:

  DURING A PUBLIC SPEECH

28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

    YES

29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

    NOT SURE

30: How much fapping is too much fapping:

    5 TIMES A DAY EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.

31: Best sexual complement you ever got:

     BEST BLOWJOB EVER, MUCH BETTER THAN MY GIRLFRIEND

32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

    DEPENDS ON THE PERSON

33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

    CAN BE IF THEY HIT THE PROSTATE JUST RIGHT.

34: Fill in the blanks: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”

   DARK AND SEXY

35: What your favorite part of your body:

   MY ASS

36: Favorite foreplay activities:

    KISSING

37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

LOVE IS GREAT THAN SEX

38: What do you wear to bed?

   NOTHING

39: When was the first time you masturbated:

    I WAS 9

40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

  YES

41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

   YES AND HAS BEEN A LONG LONG TIME.

42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

    YES

43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

  YES AND HAVE.

44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

   NOTHING JUST MY HAND

45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?

  YES AND YES

46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

   YES AND NO

47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

   NOT SURE NOT THAT GREAT WITH MUSIC LIKE THAT

48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

   UNDERWEAR

49: Most attractive celebrity?

   MATTHEW GREY GRUMBLER

50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

   GAY BECAUSE IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS

51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now

    NOT YET BORN

52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

     MYSELF HAVE

53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

   COCKNESS

54: Do you have stretch marks?

   SADLY A FEW

55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?

    THEY SUCK

56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?

    YES

57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

  LOVE IT AND WOULD EVERY DAY IF I COULD

58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

   LOVE THEM

59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

   I WOULD BE OKAY WITH IT

60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

   SOMETHING EXTREMELY HOT

61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

   NOPE HE KNOWS EVERYTING

62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

   PERSONALLY NO

63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

   OF COURSE

64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

   VERY MUCH SO

65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

    PORNSTAR

66: Do you watch porn?

   YES I HAVE ABOUT 500 GIGS DOWNLOADED

67: How small is too small?

 ANYTHING 5 OR SMALLER

68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

   NOPE

69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

   MY HUSBAND AND I HOPE SO

70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

   I WOULD NO PROBLEM

71: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

   YES

72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

  YES

73: If you could give yourself head, would you?

    YES

74: Booty or Boobs?

  BOOTY

75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

   I HAVE ONE AND NO NAME FOR IT

76: Have you ever been on an official date?

   YES 

77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

   NO

78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

   NO IDEA

79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

   NO AND NO

80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

   BUY A NEW BED

81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

    PENIS LOVED IT VAGINA ABOUT THREW UP

Had a funeral to go to.  Husband meet the whole family for the first time.  Ever liked him.

Work with the hottest guy in my store and only one thing on my mind.

It is also my day off.